Parameter WordPress Ops

WordPress sucks!*

*until it doesn't

If your website is tied to revenue, reputation, or compliance, it can't be a "someone will handle it" system. We operate WordPress like production software.

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Critical
Update Failed Site down after plugin update
Urgent
Losing Visitors 2.8s load → 53% bounce
Slow
SSL Expired Chrome shows "Not Secure"
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The All-Too-Familiar Story

It starts small. Then it eats your week.

The hardest part of WordPress isn't WordPress. It's realizing nobody truly runs it—and somehow you become the person accountable when something breaks.

Mon 9:12 AM

Someone clicks "Update all."

Your checkout page breaks. Paid traffic keeps arriving anyway.

Tue 11:03 AM

The site feels slow.

Marketing asks why conversion dropped. Nobody can answer.

Wed 4:38 PM

A "simple edit" becomes a risk.

You delay changes because touching production feels dangerous.

Thu 7:19 PM

You get the email you dread.

"Critical vulnerability." Now your evening belongs to WordPress.

Fri 8:06 AM

Legal asks for proof.

You don't have accessibility documentation—only hopes and plugins.

Sat 1:41 AM

Your weekend is ruined.

Downtime. Errors. Weird redirects. You're troubleshooting in the dark.

The Real Problem

WordPress isn't broken. Operations are.

Most sites aren't "managed." They're merely hosted. That's why the same issues repeat: slow funnels, surprise downtime, security scares, and compliance anxiety.

No accountability

Everyone assumes someone else is handling it. Spoiler: they're not.

Changes happen live

"It worked yesterday" becomes your brand identity.

Backups exist (maybe)

Restores are untested until it's too late.

Security is reactive

You find out when damage is already visible.

Compliance lacks evidence

You can't prove good-faith effort when auditors come knocking.

Performance degrades

Sites get slower and nobody notices until revenue drops.

Updates pile up

WordPress core, plugins, PHP — ignored until something breaks.

SSL & access neglected

Expired certs, shared logins, no 2FA — low-hanging fruit for attackers.

43%
of attacks target WordPress
3 sec
load time = 53% bounce rate
$300K+
avg. ADA lawsuit settlement
60%
of breaches involve unpatched vulnerabilities
The 30-Day Rescue Plan

From "please don't break" to "we've got this."

You don't need a six-month rebuild. You need a real operating discipline. Here's what the first month looks like.

Days 1-2

Audit + Triage

Identify what can hurt revenue, reputation, or compliance first.

Days 3-5

Safe Changes

Staging, test, deploy—with rollbacks ready.

Week 2

Secure Perimeter

WAF, monitoring, access hardening, and playbooks.

Week 3

Speed + Resilience

Performance tuning, caching, CDN, DB cleanup.

Week 4

Reporting

Monthly reports you can forward to leadership.

Three Modules

Pick the parts you need.

Protect™ keeps WordPress secure. Pulse™ keeps it fast. Propel™ ships improvements. Start with one, add more as you grow.

Protect™

$750 /year

Enterprise-grade security, monitoring, and maintenance so you sleep at night.

  • WAF + real-time threat blocking
  • 24/7 uptime monitoring + alerts
  • Staging-first updates with rollbacks
  • Daily tested backups (30-day retention)
  • Malware scanning + removal
  • Monthly executive reports
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Pulse™

$299 /year

Blazing-fast managed hosting tuned for WordPress performance at scale.

  • Cloud-native WordPress hosting
  • Global CDN (300+ edge locations)
  • Core Web Vitals optimization
  • Auto-scaling for traffic spikes
  • Database optimization + caching
  • Image compression + lazy loading
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Propel™

From $125 /month

Dedicated development hours to ship features, fix issues, and improve conversions.

  • 10 expert dev hours/month
  • New features + integrations
  • CRO + A/B testing support
  • WCAG accessibility remediation
  • Priority response (same-day)
  • Slack/Teams direct access
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The Fix

What changes when operations are handled.

Every problem above has a direct counterpart. Here's what it looks like when WordPress is actually operated.

One accountable owner

Named lead. Direct chat. No ticket queue purgatory.

Staging-first deploys

Every change tested before it touches production.

Tested daily backups

30-day retention. Recovery drills. Verified restores.

24/7 security monitoring

WAF, malware scans, and incident response before you notice.

Monthly executive reports

Uptime, threats blocked, changes made — ready to forward.

Performance that holds

CDN, caching, DB tuning — speed stays predictable under load.

Updates on a cadence

Core, plugins, PHP — applied safely, on schedule, with rollbacks.

SSL + access hardened

Managed certs, 2FA enforced, audit-ready access controls.

See what a real report looks like

Uptime, threats blocked, ADA remediation, maintenance log — ready to forward to leadership.

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Case Study

CIFAL Miami / UNITAR

Part of the UN framework through UNITAR, in partnership with OAA and Florida International University. 100% uptime during global events, zero security incidents, and reporting leadership can forward.

100%
Uptime
0
Incidents
2.1s
Load time
CIFAL UNITAR FIU OAA
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Pricing

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One accountable ops team for security, speed, updates, and reporting. No lock-in, cancel anytime.

Security

Protect™

Enterprise-grade WordPress security, maintenance, and monitoring.

  • WAF + 24/7 monitoring
  • Staging-first updates
  • Daily tested backups
  • Malware scanning + removal
  • SSL management
  • Monthly reports
$750 /year
Start Protect
Most Popular

Protect + Pulse

Security, operations, and managed hosting in one plan. The fully operated WordPress stack.

  • Everything in Protect
  • WordPress-optimized hosting
  • Free migrations + SSL
  • Performance tuning + CDN
$999 /year

$1,049 — save $50/yr with the bundle

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Urgent

Emergency

Site hacked, down, or broken? We'll diagnose and give you a clear path to resolution.

  • 2-hour diagnostic
  • Root cause analysis
  • Action plan + next steps
$250 /diagnostic

$250 diagnostic fee is credited toward any annual Protect plan

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FAQs

Questions, answered

Do you handle emergencies?

Yes. We monitor 24/7 and respond immediately. Zero-day updates are pushed within 24 hours.

What if someone edits the live site?

We'll help establish a safe workflow so urgent changes stop becoming production roulette.

What if we get hacked?

We contain, clean, and restore from known-good backups, then harden and monitor closely.

Can you help with accessibility?

Yes. WCAG 2.2 remediation, evidence, and change logs to support good-faith effort.

What about migrations?

We migrate into a hardened environment with backups, staging verification, and rollbacks.

Who talks to our team?

You get a named lead with direct chat/email. No ticket queue purgatory.

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